Bus Banter

Some people create chaos.
Some of us are born chaos.

by I.C. Uproots
Chief Chaos Correspondent


"Who Let Her Loose On The Bus?"

A teenage girl walking down the aisle of a bus.

My best friend and I travelled using public transit to get where we needed to go within the city.

We would board the bus, and sit down.


Then, I would either have a misunderstanding 'Daddy' on my shoulder that I argued with (to make my friend laugh).


Or, my favorite, I would get up and walk down the aisle, holding onto the rail on the top of each seat back.

I would look under each seat.


When somebody asked, "Did you lose something?"

I would look at them and reply, "Oh no! I am checking to see if they are all the same as under my seat."